Christmas Service
1、 Christmas Service
It was a cold and misty Christmas morning in the very depth of Winter after a heavy fall of snow and only one farmer and the minister managed to arrive at the church for the morning service.
"Well," said the clergyman, "I guess there's no point in having a service today."
"Well that's not how I see it." said the farmer. "If only one cow turns up at feeding time, I still feed it."
這是一個寒冷的圣誕節清晨，霧很重，積雪很厚。只有一名農民和牧師設法到達教堂做禱告。
牧師說：“ 我想今天做禱告是沒有意義的。”
“我可不這么認為。”農民說，“只要有一只奶牛在喂養時出現，我仍然喂它。”
2、The Great Lion Hunter 偉大的獵手
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping(披蓋) the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling(凝結) shrieks(尖叫) coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion? asked the chief.Forget the damn lion! he howled. Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?
有個小村莊正為一只吃人的獅子而煩惱。于是，村長派人去請偉大的獵手Jonesie來殺死這只野獸。獵手躺著等了幾個晚上，但獅子一直沒有出現。最后，他要求村長殺只牛然后把頭皮給他。把牛皮披在身上后，獵人到草原上去等獅子。半夜，村民被從草原傳來的'聲嘶力竭的尖叫聲驚醒。他們小心地靠近后，看到獵手正躺在草地上痛苦地呻吟。沒有獅子出沒的蛛絲馬跡。Jonesie，怎么了?獅子在哪?村長問。哪有獅子!獵人怒吼道，哪個傻瓜把公牛放出來了?
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