哲理幽默英語格言

1.a dress is like a barbed fence. it protects the premises without restricting the view. 服飾就象鐵絲網，它阻止你冒然行動但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看。

2.a friend in need is a friend indeed.患難見真知。

3.children in backseats cause accidents. accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩會生出意外，后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。

4.every man should marry. after all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

5.god made relatives; thank god we can choose our friends. 神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。

6.hard work never killed anybody. but why take the risk? " “努力工作不會導致死亡！”不過我不會用自己去證明。

7.i’ll never forget the time we share together.我永遠也不會忘記我們在一起的日子。

8.life is like a box of chocolate,you never know what you’re gonna get。生活就像巧克力，個中滋味難以預料。

9.living without goal is like sailing without a compass.沒有目標的生活就如同沒有羅盤的航行。

10.love alone could waken love!只有愛才能喚醒愛！

11.love is photogenic. it needs darkness to develop. 愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。

12.love the neighbor. bu t don‘t get caught. 要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。

13.money is not everything. there‘s mastercard & visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。

14.never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。

15.one flower does not make a spring一花獨放不是春。

16.you don’t love a girl because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her!你不是因為她的美麗而愛她，而她卻因為你的愛而美麗。

17.your future depends on your dreams. so go to sleep. “現在的夢想決定著你的將來”，所以還是再睡一會吧。

18.success is a relative term. it brings so many relatives. 成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚。

19.the wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。

20.there should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。

21.when two‘s company, three‘s the result! 兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是！

22.where there is a life,there is a way.有志者事竟成。

23.work fascinates me. i can look at it for hours! " “工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看著別人工作。

 The great use of life is to spend it for something that overlasts it.( W. James )生命的最大用處是將它用于能比生命更長久的事物上。（詹姆斯） 

 The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved. |( V. Hugo )生活中最大的幸福是堅信有人愛我們。（雨果）

 Don't believe that winning is really everything. It's more important to stand for something. If you don't stand for something, what do you win? ( Lane Kirkland )不要認為取勝就是一切，更重要的`是要有信念。倘若你沒有信念，那勝利又有什么意義呢？（柯克蘭） 

 Towering genius disdains a beaten path. It seeks regions hitherto unexplored. ( Lincoln )卓越的天才不屑走旁人走過的路，他尋找迄今未開拓的地區。（林肯） 

 Have an aim in life, or your energies will all be wasted. ( R. Peters )人生應該樹立目標，否則你的精力會白白浪費。（彼得斯） 

 None is of freedom or of life deserving unless he daily conquers it anew.( Erasmus )只有每天再度戰勝生活并奪取自由的人，才配享受生活或自由。（伊拉斯漠） 

 What makes life dreary is the want of motive. (George Eliot )沒有了目的，生活便郁悶無光。（艾略特） 

 Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. ( S. Butler )生活是一種藝術，要在不充足的前提下得出充足的結論。（巴特勒） 

 Life is not all beer and skittles. ( T. Hughes )人生并非只是吃喝玩樂。（休斯） 

For man is man and master of his fate. ( A. Tennyson )人就是人，是自己命運的主人。（丁尼生）
 
 While there is one untrodden tractFor intellect or will.And men are free to think and act,Life is worth living. ( A. Austin )只要還有一塊知識和意志尚未征服的領域，只要人們能自由思考和行動，生活就是值得的。（奧斯汀） 

 Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it.( I. Berlin )生活有百分之十在于你如何塑造它，有百分之九十在于你如何對待它。（柏林） 

 Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.( Kierkergaard )只有向后才能理解生活；但要生活好，則必須向前看。（克爾凱郭爾）

 No man is useless in this world who lightens the burden of someone else. ( C. Dickens )在這個世界上能為別人減輕負擔的人都是有用的。（狄更斯） 

 Life is measured by thought and action, not by time. ( J. Lubbock )衡量生命的尺度是思想和行為，而不是時間。（盧伯克）